😭 For Those Who Cry in Cryptid 😭
Say hello (quietly) to the most tragically adorable creature in folklore: the Squonk. This tee captures the eternally weepy woodland cryptid mid-blubber, puddle and all.
For the…
Empaths, introverts, and anyone who’s ever canceled plans just to feel their feelings.
THE PRODUCT
- "SQUONK SQUONK" text that doubles as both a sound and a mood
- Sadboi beast energy
- Unisex cut — because heartbreak is universal
MATERIAL
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Lightweight, breathable, and soft. Ethically manufactured by Bella+Canvas with sustainable practices.
CARE
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Iron if needed. Do not dry clean. Do not bleach.
SIZE
Fits true to size. Check the sizing guide in images for the best fit.
MAKE IT YOUR OWN
Whether you're spiraling in vintage sadness or just vibing with obscure creatures, this shirt says: “It’s okay to melt into a puddle sometimes.” Pair with a vinyl crackle, oversized cardigan, and a warm beverage you’ll forget to drink. 🐾💧
WHY US?
We’re a tiny shop from Allentown, PA with a love for cryptids, cats, and feelings. Every design starts as a spark and ends as something we hope you'll love.
Thanks for visiting Wild Mischief. We hope this shirt finds its way to a good home.
Sad. Squishy. Legendary.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
